Programming Humor 3

OMG! I am crying! :laughing:
I plan to read this before my next annual review as it should put me in the right frame of mind.

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Wonderful… I’ve forwarded it to my boss, a professor.

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Julian.

Right now it is 2460349.586435. So simple.

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I love that “Built-in” crayon sharpener" in the 64-bit model. I wonder if they did a focus group and determined that the caryons have to be replaced much soon (more sales) when a sharpener is supplied.

What would be the software equivalent - bug fix upgrades for a fee?

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Well, you win either way, eh! Anyway such a command would be a no-op on most of the machines I use.

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They ACTUALLY think this is programming!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kcm3b-Q_s

It will be a no-op on all them. os.remove() does not remove a folder.

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Is there’s an All purpose Loop ?

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When a new download becomes available…

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In C, C++ and Go…

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In VB it was the Do… loop

You could:

do
   if something then exit do // the escape route
loop // forever

do while something
loop

do until something
loop

do
loop until something

do
loop while something
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George Harrison :wink:

Well I am from Liverpool.

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And that’s what I prefer to use in Xojo.

https://documentation.xojo.com/api/language/do...loop.html#do-loop

VB could do all of that but you could use “while” as well as “until”. With Xojo you need
To say things like “Loop Until not Something”, which can be slightly obscure.

Loop Until Something=False