In the UK, we drive miles but the kids seem to run kms in the gym. We weigh ourselves in stone and pounds. But we do use celsius and we do measure things in centimetres, so we’re not entirely antiquated. We’re half in, half out, bit like our membership of the European Union.
drops politics grenade, walks away
…and we buy beer in metric in the shops and pints in pubs. Lots of people measure in inches whilst using ISO paper sizes (A4, A3 etc)… and we have a political status of BREXIN 
[quote=436231:@Gavin Smith]In the UK, we drive miles but the kids seem to run kms in the gym. We weigh ourselves in stone and pounds. But we do use celsius and we do measure things in centimetres, so we’re not entirely antiquated. We’re half in, half out, bit like our membership of the European Union.
drops politics grenade, walks away[/quote]
BOOM!!!
I can hear Brussels convening now :-0
[quote=436234:@brian franco]BOOM!!!
I can hear Brussels convening now :-0[/quote]
Shush, they hear everything!
Anyway, where were we, something about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
[quote=436235:@Gavin Smith]Shush, they hear everything!
Anyway, where were we, something about Dihydrogen Monoxide?[/quote]
Ya something about H2O and roman numerals and freedom of the press and something else but can’t remember
I love this double-entendre sentence (even if it was not wrote like that) 
[quote]@Dennis Hoskins At least I could drive on the right side of the road.
@Emile Schwarz I love this double-entendre sentence (even if it was not wrote like that) ;)[/quote]
Actually, it was.
Is that a chicken?
Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
to To other side. get the