Pet peeves

Unless your on your way to the MBS Conference last year, at Koln station and late for your next train. Right hand escalator full, Left hand escalator empty and not moving, so you grab your bags and sprint up the empty escalator.

Then find your not going anywhere and everyone is laughing at you from the right hand escalator as they pass you. Yes, I was running up the down escalator which starts when someone gets on!

All I could do was turn round and travel back down with a lady at the bottom completely losing it.

Most exercise I’ve had in years!

People who talk loudly when talking to a foreigner - THEY ARE FOREIGN - NOT DEAF !

Flat brim hats, bottom teeth smilers.

People that talk in theaters during a movie, play, musical, opera, etc.
Often the same people that arrive late for the show, talk on their way in and expect you to move so they can get by.
Again, more of the same folks that insist in eating during the show with their mouths open so they can be heard chewing. Their food is usually packaged in something that’s also noisy when handled.

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bottom teeth smilers??? WTF??? :slight_smile:

Really long paragraphs that have no punctuation.

Grown men who pick their nose and then EAT their own bogeys! Yes - I have seen it OFTEN!

Receiving a text message that says “Hey”

Text talk such as FYI, LOL, GTG

A “crash” is not the same thing as, “it’s not working the way I expected,” or even, “I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Partners which splash water over my freshly cleaned and dried kitchen worktop!

and ETLAs (Extended TLAs)

People who say “hard crash” when, in fact, it was an unhanded exception that forced the program to close. Oh wait, that was me in another thread. Oops. :slight_smile:

Errata: “Please, don’t TRY this in Brazil or Venezuela”

I don’t know how I made it. I’m kind of dyslexic and do things like “fo na” for “of an”, but now, seems that I am starting to think and not writing. :stuck_out_tongue:

How about this one:

Bottom teeth smilers with dirty fingernails, who wear bluetooth headphones when riding backwards on an escalator, whilst complaining about how their software has crashed.

People who try to make a skyscraper out of a rubbish bin (trash can) - Instead of emptying it!

#6. Rubbish Bin —> Trash can :slight_smile:

People which spit little bits of what looks like peanut shreddings in your face when they speak.

and an iPhone in the other hand

Flip Flop sandals with socks!