Be sure you are not drinking anything when you read this - you don’t want to spray your laptop:
Probably my favorite part:
Lol, still cleaning coffee off the windshield.
The last paragraph is pure gold.
standards are unicorns
Now the question is “Is your name Richard?” ?
I’ve always liked this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
“The only reason coders’ Computers work better than non-coders’ Computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.”
Norman,
yes - my name is Richard?
[quote=84001:@Richard Summers]Norman,
yes - my name is Richard?[/quote]
You do realize that the short form of Richard is often “Dick”
But then I used to work with a fellow whose name was Harold Cox
He never understood the humor in his name
Did he go by “Harry”?
He did
Most folks couldn’t talk to him with a straight face
It isn’t Tuesday anymore but still, found this on php.net! Mohoho!
That is one of my favorites.
[quote=84031:@Norman Palardy]You do realize that the short form of Richard is often “Dick”
But then I used to work with a fellow whose name was Harold Cox
He never understood the humor in his name :)[/quote]
He should just be glad he wasn’t named Isaac. (Or worse, Isaac Coxwell).
If you didn’t know, the Swedish King participated in the sub hunt outside Stockholm some time ago!
“Come on out, damn sub!”
[quote=183853:@Albin Kiland]If you didn’t know, the Swedish King participated in the sub hunt outside Stockholm some time ago!
“Come on out, damn sub!”[/quote]
the important question is… Did he bag his limit? or did the rifle blow up because the barrel was full of water?
When creating a list of potential names for our children we had to vet them very well due to our surname. We hooted with laughter with ‘Ophelia Cox’! I have a huge list of others.
‘Isaac Cox’ would have been worse
Yes we dodged a bullet on that one neither my wife nor I noticed, and Isaac was high on our list! In all other ways it has been a fine surname.
[quote=83653:@Kimball Larsen]Be sure you are not drinking anything when you read this - you don’t want to spray your laptop:
http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks[/quote]
That is absolutely awesome. Like a snippet of Martin Amis’ ‘Money’ from the pov of a programmer.
The following link was in the wonderful b3ta newsletter last week. How someone with the surname ‘Null’ is driving database managers crazy.
If you’re an anarchist and want to slip off the radar, changing your surname to Null might not be a bad idea…