Programming Humor 2

This is the funniest :smiley:

In the galaxies. Since the Big Bang, and until the end of times, coming to a theater near you :wink:

Wait a minute. Isn’t PHP the acronym for ‘Poor Hopeless Programming’?

Programmable Hyperlinked Pasta

Pile of Heaping Poop is what was always told - thats coming from a few C++ folks :stuck_out_tongue:

Although Perl is the only one I’v ever heard described as “someone sneezed punctuation all over my screen”

Don’t ever call me an expert. “X” is the unknown, and a spurt is a drip under pressure

I’m better than any unknown drip under pressure could ever hope to be.

I thought that was PL/1

APL
 ugh


Gawd no
PL/1 was a brilliant language for its day
You could do low level systems work twiddle bits or high level reporting better than cobol etc
I rather liked it

The only write only language I know of

Sometimes even Xojo makes humor

Man that is so sad, but so true!

took me a second
 guess its either too early
 or my brain is running IE Explorer this morning.

Google Chrome is no longer acceptable after they removed the ability to use BACKSPACE to go to the previous page.
Two engineers have argued against it, while the rest of the world is yelling at them.

The argument in the bug report makes me facepalm.

[quote=267213:@Tim Parnell]Google Chrome is no longer acceptable after they removed the ability to use BACKSPACE to go to the previous page.
Two engineers have argued against it, while the rest of the world is yelling at them.

The argument in the bug report makes me facepalm.[/quote]
Why would you ever use a button for deleting things as a navigational button in the first place?

I just lost my project, because I tried to navigate backwards in Word, like you do in Chrome.

backspace <> delete

annoying thing for esp. for non-mac users

[quote=267213:@Tim Parnell]Google Chrome is no longer acceptable after they removed the ability to use BACKSPACE to go to the previous page.
Two engineers have argued against it, while the rest of the world is yelling at them.

The argument in the bug report makes me facepalm.[/quote]
Google Chrome would be my favourite browser but I just can’t use it. The battery issues on MBP make it completely unusable - I can’t believe that hasn’t been addressed yet.

I always seem to be on a mission to find my favourite browser

This Renault has both fuel and SQL injection.

I am so done with users.
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