Programming Humor 2

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An optimist sees the glass 1/2 full
A Pessimist sees the glass 1/2 empty
An Engineer sees the wrong size glass

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[quote=39820:@Dave S]An optimist sees the glass 1/2 full
A Pessimist sees the glass 1/2 empty
An Engineer sees the wrong size glass[/quote]
And a Quality Systems Analyst sees the glass totally full, partly with air and partly with whatever is in the other portion.

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Oh man, you have NO idea how relevant this is right now.

Side question
 why was the original edited?

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[quote=39926:@Thom McGrath]
Side question
 why was the original edited?[/quote]
typos ?

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I didn’t see typos, I thought they were part of the joke.

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[quote=39926:@Thom McGrath]Oh man, you have NO idea how relevant this is right now.

Side question
 why was the original edited?[/quote]

To add the other two jokes


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No, Norman edited your post. See my quote for what I saw as the original. I’m curious which is correct. Did the original have typos, or was it part of the joke?

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Either way, the garbled version is funnier.

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Ah
 no, the typos were definitely part of the joke. :stuck_out_tongue:

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http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net
:slight_smile:

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A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Well, THAT is not very humorous.

Are user mails edited by Xojo Staff?

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[quote=40220:@Thomas Eckert]Well, THAT is not very humorous.

Are user mails edited by Xojo Staff?[/quote]
I wouldn’t look too deeply into it, I believe Norman was just trying to be helpful.

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Yes, Norman was fixing the thread bug for us :smiley: and without you having to raise a feedback request too.

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Humorzilla:

Response:	421 Timeout - try typing a little faster next time
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There once was a coder called Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
He departed one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night

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Murderer with amnesia :wink: