Programming Humor 3

That is ME in spades… mind, you don’t hear the explitives coming out of my mouth…

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https://devdadjokes.net

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Not really the point, but correct.

That’s a fun thread, I shouldn’t miss the “dead worms” joke.

I know this will sound pedantic, but…

What if c is NaN ? See NaN - Wikipedia

Depending on programming language, that could slip through that If statement, right?

Ints can’t be NaN

I was unable to correct that for many days, until I saw the lights (use some .Child"")


BaPict_FI = Source_FI.Child(Source_FI.Name + " - Data:" +"images:" + Banner)

Explanation:
a. I am old.

b. This code is related to html; it adds a banner into the top of an html document. I had my brain set to “programming html” and until it changed to Xojo, I was unable to understand my mistake.

And I replaced ‘:’ with ‘/’ in case it worked (or the reverse !).

Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming - YouTube

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90 ohm cows
Cows

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Actually they’re 9 ohms. The third colour represents the exponent of the multiplier.

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You are correct with a four color resistor. On a five color resistor, they are 90 ohms. Both are right

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Those are 3 Band Cows, on the 3 bands code, they’re 9 ohms

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what I’m doing with Xojo desktop :slight_smile:

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Lotus 1-2-3 for Linux:

https://lock.cmpxchg8b.com/linux123.html

From the website:

I’ll cut to the chase; through a combination of unlikely discoveries, crazy hacks and the 90s BBS warez scene I’ve been able to port Lotus 1-2-3 natively to Linux – an operating system that literally didn’t exist when 1-2-3 was released!

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If you work as security at a Samsung store, that technically makes you a Guardian of the Galaxy.

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image

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Don’t lose that final ‘s’, @Rick_A . One Feedback is bad enough, …

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