Problem Deploying iOS app to my iPhone

Totally agree.
For example, my iPad app worked fine in the simulator, but crashed with an untrappable error when I used two fingers on a canvas on a real device.

I would if this was a new app. This is a re-write because the 1st version is 32bit, stopped working. So it has been well tested.

How long does is take the app store to authenticate, it’s going on 3 hours.

With Application Loader ?
30-60 seconds

Authenticate or review?
I uploaded today and it was ready for ‘submission’ in 25 minutes
Review is anyones guess, but days rather than hours is more likely.

It says authenticating with the app store…