Coffee, Hawkins Cheezies (the best), Pepsi and pizza …
A properly cooked steak
when I’m reincarnated I want to be an obligate carnivore just so I can eat steak EVERY day
Steak and bananas 
ummm no …
steak and maybe a side of fried plantains
BBQ at Norm’s house 
ooh … or sweet potato fries
and if y’all can find my house yer on
fwiw the dog can make it to the end of the driveway in about 5 seconds
You’d better be able to run fast if you spy him coming
What Norm ISN’T telling you it “the dog” is a cute little Pekingese
my boys a shepherd / lab / mutt - middle sized
fearful and barks like a lot bigger dog but listens well when I tell him to stop
good doorbell
and does a nice job keeping those folks I dont want to talk to in their vehicles
Its amazing how people react when my Bassets go off… you’d think it was a pack of Dobermans at the door
Bassets - gotta love em
Ever teach one to sit up … they’re funny as heck to watch do it since they are so long & stout
Taught them to sit, roll over, play dead, shake… They are alot smarter than people think. A few years back we got a new rescue dog and needed to train her to use the dog door to go outside… turns out the other basset we had actually did the teaching. It was amazing to watch.
My boy never does his business on the lawn for the same reason
Old girl we had when he was a pup taught him to go out in the tall grass in the woods
At the shop we owned we had one could open most doors - latches, turns, you name it.
He just watched how humans did it then one day let himself out
They’ve all been replaced with ones you basically need opposable thumbs to open not just a strong mouth grip
Unfortunately, a door handle which requires an opposable thumb to open, will not prevent a monkey from leaving!
not an issue since the DOG store never has monkeys in residence
Red wine. Tons of it.
a nice clean animal free house and wine and beer and single malt and yagerbuca and tinto verano…
I have to put that one in my “pet peeves” or “dislikes”
Cant drink the stuff at all - I get severe headaches just sniffing the corks
Crusty French bread, broken by hand.
Good cheese.
Red wine. Maybe some olives.
River view.
Sunshine.
Good company, and no phones.
amazing how changing just ONE LETTER in a sentence, not only changes the meaning, but tends to make it derogatory at the same time
Which one?
Edit… I had to look it up. 
Gorramit, kids, leave our words alone!
Edit… and the one I found wasn’t even the one Dave was hinting at.
We could play this all day…