Thanks for the advice Louis. I did think about Linux at one stage but I’ve got too much invested software that requires Win7.
Anyway, I’ve finally got my self another 2nd hand Win7 box. I did think about Win10 but decided against it for the same reasons of existing software. I think I can still upgrade to 10, then run 7 in a virtual machine (or boot from another disk), but I’ll leave that for now.
The guy I purchased it off did a fresh install of the OS, and I sat there with him whilst we both activated it via the key label stuck to the side of the box, so all is legit and good.
Got home and booted it up, changed the admin user name, changed the computer name, changed the workgroup name, installed the wifi adapter driver for internet access, downloaded firefox and re-booted. The OS downloaded 4 or 5 updates, re-started all good.
It was getting late by this stage and time to go to bed. So I shut down, then got the message “downloading 1 of 127 updates - don’t turn off your computer” (something to that effect). This is not uncommon and it looked like it was going to take hours, so I left it on and went off to bed - dreaming of the promise the new day may bring.
The next morning, it had shut down after the updates, so all good and I troddled off to work.
I left from work early to pick up another keyboard which means I don’t have to swap keyboards, therefore making the migration phase (from this computer) much easier. I was happy, I felt like a little girl skipping through the fields with flowers in his hair. I was looking forward to sorting out the issue and getting back to working on my Xojo app. Tra lala la lah… Tra lala la lah… Tra lala la lah…
So I get home, plug in the new keyboard, boot up the computer, and I get the message “Configuring Updates etc…” Yep, that’s fine, I’ve seen it before, that’s what it does.
I watched it for a while and it looked like it was doing it pretty quickly so I went about my usual daily activities - washing the dishes, vacuuming the floor, polishing the silverware and buffing the champagne glasses etc. as you do. Had a look to see how it was going, and oh dear, I see the message “Failure configuring Windows updates - Reverting changes. Do not turn off your computer.” Well, that’s indeed not happiness! I felt very flat.
I’ve done some research and found that this (although not common) can happen. One option is to just leave it alone (which may take hours) or you can force re-boot into safe mode and make some changes. So I just left it to do its thing whilst writing this post.
About 3hrs+6 beers later, I hear that little “jingle chime” that windows does to indicate “something good has happened”. Yippeee!!!.. I jumped of my chair and ran across to the other side of the room and slipped over on some of the empty beer cans and unpolished silverware which somehow had been inadvertently placed on the floor previously. I got up just in time to read the message: “Please Wait”… “Please Wait…”
The tension in the air was palpable mixed with the pleasant aroma of hops, barley and silver polishing solution… Please Wait… Please Wait… the anticipation reminded me of witnessing the birth of my first child… Please Wait… Please Wait… Oh the joy, the pure joy. Only to see the next message: “Failure configuring Windows updates - Reverting changes. Do not turn off your computer.”
So, if you’re reading this now, it means I’ve already hung myself… a new picture of Bill Gates on the wall and throwing darts at it and laughing in a rather maniacal manner. I reckon I also came up with a few new ways of laughing that I didn’t even think existed. If only it was recorded.
Well, I’ve just heard another little “ding chime” this time asking for my password. This looks even more promising than before.
I guess if this doesn’t work out, I could always take up writing short stories.
Stay tuned.