New App Request

Can someone please write an app that will recognise all the weird sounds my phone makes and tell me what they are about?

Thanks.

Sure! Right after I finish the “go back in time and tell myself that this code isn’t going to work in a year” App.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy a new phone :wink: Nah forget it, that solution is too practical

Na, I’d prefer if you worked on the one that fixes the code I broke while trying to improve it :wink: