Can someone please write an app that will recognise all the weird sounds my phone makes and tell me what they are about?
Thanks.
Sure! Right after I finish the go back in time and tell myself that this code isnt going to work in a year App.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy a new phone 
Nah forget it, that solution is too practical
Na, I’d prefer if you worked on the one that fixes the code I broke while trying to improve it