Linux Admin and Pseudoephedrine

A Linux Admin walks into a Chemist and asks for some ephedrine. The Chemist says he doesn’t have permission.
The Linux Admin then asks for some sudoephedrine. To which the Chemist is happy to oblige.


Just a spoonful of sugar
Makes the ephedrine go down

You can buy seeds in Germany (see But you aren’t allowed to eat the result.