Programming Humor 2

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  2. 5 months ago

    Emile S

    Mar 16 Europe (France, Strasbourg)
    Edited 5 months ago

    A creative solution that will works for everyone (but for a small amount of time only) is to create another “Programming Humour” (#3) conversation. ;)

    Who will do it ?

  3. Philip C

    Mar 16 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Cooroy, QLD, Australia

    I tried to reply to this thread but I shot myself in the foot....
    shooting oneself in the foot using different computer languages

  4. Richard D

    Mar 17 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (UK, London)

    @Philip C I tried to reply to this thread but I shot myself in the foot....
    shooting oneself in the foot using different computer languages

    what would be the entry in that page for Xojo????

  5. David C

    Mar 18 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Derby, ITM

    You write an external method 'methShootingOneInFoot' and compile it to operate on macOS, Windows, Linux, Web App, Console App, Raspberry Pi and iOS, but wait before you release it for Android to be available too. Once Android is here, you wait again for the new Framework 2.0.

  6. Emile S

    Mar 18 Europe (France, Strasbourg)

    What about Rooo ?

  7. Richard D

    Mar 18 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (UK, London)

    @David C You write an external method 'methShootingOneInFoot' and compile it to operate on macOS, Windows, Linux, Web App, Console App, Raspberry Pi and iOS, but wait before you release it for Android to be available too. Once Android is here, you wait again for the new Framework 2.0.

    i like that!!!

  8. 4 months ago

    Eugene D

    Apr 15 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

    Security Awareness
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  9. Eugene D

    Apr 23 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

    Unsupervised machine learning...
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  10. Dave S

    Apr 23 San Diego, California USA
    Edited 4 months ago

    @Eugene D Unsupervised machine learning...

    but who jiggles their mouse when they go to sleep?

  11. Andre K

    Apr 24 Pre-Release Testers

    @Dave S but who jiggles their mouse when they go to sleep?

    That's part 2 of the machine learning... :D

  12. 7 days ago

    Eugene D

    Aug 12 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

    Here is the design, can you just code it for me?

    -image-

  13. Joost R

    Aug 12 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro The Netherlands

    @Eugene D Here is the design, can you just code it for me?

    Not all quality software leads to something useful. :)

  14. Tomas J

    Aug 12 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (Germany)
    Edited 7 days ago

    @Eugene D Here is the design, can you just code it for me?

    Well he/she may be a master in coding but has deficits in life experience... ;-)

  15. 6 days ago

    Ulrich B

    Aug 13 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (Germany, Berlin) · xo...

    What happens when you get a license plate named "Null" …

  16. Emile S

    Aug 13 Europe (France, Strasbourg)

    Null 4 ? ;)

    Hint: in German and prefix the whole with Schalke …

  17. Joost R

    Aug 13 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro The Netherlands

    @Ulrich B What happens when you get a license plate named "Null" …

    you can drive as fast as you want, all fines go to the system operator

  18. Ulrich B

    Aug 13 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (Germany, Berlin) · xo...

    @Joost R you can drive as fast as you want, all fines go to the system operator

    Did you read the story? That guy thought so too.

  19. Norman P

    Aug 13 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro great-white-software.com/blog

    Get one named "NIL" not "NULL" :P

  20. Dave S

    Aug 13 San Diego, California USA
    Edited 6 days ago
    • NA
    • UNKNOWN
    • NOPLATE
  21. Emile S

    Aug 13 Europe (France, Strasbourg)

    so many email addresses named “noreply@”…

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