Programming Humor 2

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  2. 6 months ago

    Dave S

    2 May 2018 San Diego, California USA

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  3. 5 months ago

    Kem T

    Jun 26 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro, XDC Speakers New York

    This made me LOL today...

    https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/security-failure-epipen-s-database-of-everyone-who-s-a-1825123062?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

  4. Alberto D

    Jun 26 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro

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  5. 3 months ago

    Ulrich B

    Aug 9 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (Germany, Berlin) · xo...

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    Origin: https://xkcd.com/2030/
    Background: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/08/georgia-defends-voting-system-despite-243-percent-turnout-in-one-precinct/

  6. Eugene D

    Aug 13 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

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    Arrays start at zero

  7. Massimiliano C

    is not verified Aug 13 Europe (Italy, Bergamo)

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  8. Ulrich B

    Aug 21 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (Germany, Berlin) · xo...
    Edited 3 months ago

    Undeliberate humor is part of this thread too, right?
    https://twitter.com/moenig/status/1030490221392142338
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    BTW, this thread is so long I cannot use the shortcuts on the right to jump to its bottom. They don’t fit on my MacBook display.

  9. Tom C

    Aug 21 Pre-Release Testers Europe (London, England)

    I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it…

  10. José M

    Aug 21 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Spain

    @Tom C I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it…

    You'll never know :-)

  11. David C

    Aug 21 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Derby, ITM

    …and you wouldn't care.

  12. Eugene D

    Aug 24 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

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  13. 9 weeks ago

    Eugene D

    Sep 15 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

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  14. 7 weeks ago

    Ulrich B

    Sep 29 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Europe (Germany, Berlin) · xo...

    https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen/
    Nuff said ;)

  15. 5 weeks ago

    Eduardo G

    Oct 8 Pre-Release Testers Europe (Madrid, Spain)

    https://twitter.com/porras/status/1048258873075875840

  16. 3 weeks ago

    Eugene D

    Oct 25 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Canada scispec.ca

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  17. Dave S

    Oct 25 San Diego, California USA

    You mean I can start telling people I'm ONLY 26?!!! :)

  18. Joost R

    Oct 25 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro The Netherlands

    @Dave S You mean I can start telling people I'm ONLY 26?!!! :)

    If the people all know you're a developer, yes I think.

  19. 2 weeks ago

    Leonidas B

    Nov 3 Macaé, RJ, Brazil

    What if all other professions were treated the way developers are?

    Driver:
    - I know it is 500 miles to the destination, but I need to be there in 30 minutes. We can put 10 people driving the car if needed.

    Automaker:
    - We need the Volkwagen Beetle to run as fast as 300 mph. But you can't use any additional resource to do that. You have to make a better use of everything you already have!

    Physician:
    - I saw an immortal algae on a documentary. Why we humans can't be immortal too? If they can, we can too!

    Clothing Store:
    - I would like to buy 2 t-shirts for 10 bucks.
    (After the purchase...)
    - Geez... I just remembered I have 6 kids, not 2. Can I have 6 t-shirts instead of 2 by the same 10 bucks?

    Marathonist:
    - You have finally finished the 400 km ukltamarathon. Don't rest now, beacuse you are required to go for a new one, 600 km this time! Go for it!

    Cook:
    - I would like an innovative cake.. Something that would make me not feel hungry for a week. Be innovative! I know you can do it!

  20. 5 days ago

    Tim P

    Nov 9 Pre-Release Testers feedback://46303

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  21. Brian O

    Nov 9 Pre-Release Testers, Xojo Pro Calgary, AB

    I understand quickly, but you have to explain for a long time.

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