Undeliberate humor is part of this thread too, right?
BTW, this thread is so long I cannot use the shortcuts on the right to jump to its bottom. They don’t fit on my MacBook display.
What if all other professions were treated the way developers are?
- I know it is 500 miles to the destination, but I need to be there in 30 minutes. We can put 10 people driving the car if needed.
- We need the Volkwagen Beetle to run as fast as 300 mph. But you can't use any additional resource to do that. You have to make a better use of everything you already have!
- I saw an immortal algae on a documentary. Why we humans can't be immortal too? If they can, we can too!
- I would like to buy 2 t-shirts for 10 bucks.
(After the purchase...)
- Geez... I just remembered I have 6 kids, not 2. Can I have 6 t-shirts instead of 2 by the same 10 bucks?
- You have finally finished the 400 km ukltamarathon. Don't rest now, beacuse you are required to go for a new one, 600 km this time! Go for it!
- I would like an innovative cake.. Something that would make me not feel hungry for a week. Be innovative! I know you can do it!