@dave d !@#$% people who put if and endif on the same line of code!!!!!!!!!
Especially as that wouldn't compile ;)
You can have a one line if statement, but you don't require the end if.
@Gavin S Coffee shops that put milk into your tea along with the tea bag, thus lowering the temperature of the water, ensuring the tea doesn't brew properly and tastes like dirty water.
The assumption that people actually want to have milk in their tea is strictly a UK thing. But as someone who takes their tea black, I completely understand, and sympathize.